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Lindsay :) | Twenty | Raleigh NC

 

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

#whoallowedmetoholdatwomontholdbaby

#whoallowedmetoholdatwomontholdbaby

Picking flowers in the yard.

Picking flowers in the yard.

Jason disguised as a box. Riley hung onto him for 10 minutes.

Riley isn’t letting him go any time soon!

Riley isn’t letting him go any time soon!

Nap time is the best time of the day. #babysitting

Nap time is the best time of the day. #babysitting

Jason is coming home today after 9 months in Qatar. The girls think he’s coming Saturday. This is going to be a fun surprise!

tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

(Source: smallnartless)